During the Jurassic Period, giant earthworms roamed the Earth,...
During the Jurassic Period, giant earthworms roamed the Earth, devouring everything in their paths. Why aren’t they in the fossil record? Cause they don’t have bones to find, duh!
View ArticleTake a look at this Epson Commercial…. then this drawing I...
Take a look at this Epson Commercial…. then this drawing I did in 2009…. Did they rip me off? Intentionally? Anyone know a copyright lawyer? Do I have a case?
View ArticleYou should not shoot Zombie Santa Claus on sight. Classic zombie...
You should not shoot Zombie Santa Claus on sight. Classic zombie trick; don’t fall for it. Even if he’s the real deal, he’s just bringing you brains.
View ArticleAfter years of hard work, scientists have finally been able to...
After years of hard work, scientists have finally been able to translate whale songs.
View ArticleNuns are only allowed to have sex with guys named Jesus. I often...
Nuns are only allowed to have sex with guys named Jesus. I often pause and say, “this is probably really offensive” and then I post it anyway. Bring on the hate mail, I’m eager to hear what you have to...
View ArticleThe Grand Canyon is an optical illusion created by hundreds of...
The Grand Canyon is an optical illusion created by hundreds of well-placed mirrors.
View ArticleMitt Romney’s full first name is Mittens. Also…...
Mitt Romney’s full first name is Mittens. Also… Mittens… New Jersey called, it wants its fake tan back.
View ArticleIf you didn’t learn this in high school, I feel bad for...
If you didn’t learn this in high school, I feel bad for you son,I got 99 problems, but science ain’t one.
View ArticleHow to draw a lumberjack: Step 1) Draw Seth Rogan with...
How to draw a lumberjack:Step 1) Draw Seth Rogan with muttonchops and a connecting mustache.Step 2) Give him a plaid shirt and an axe.
View ArticlePeter Pan did not choose to stay young, he was forced.
Peter Pan did not choose to stay young, he was forced.
View ArticleSpace Invaders was originally titled Space Immigrants in...
Space Invaders was originally titled Space Immigrants in Japanese. When Midway adapted the game for English audiences, the name was changed to make it racist enough for Americans to enjoy.
View ArticleSenators are incapable of making informed decisions.
Senators are incapable of making informed decisions.
View ArticleCats, like asparagus, are grown on farms before being sent to...
Cats, like asparagus, are grown on farms before being sent to adoption centers.
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