Greetings Internet Denizens,
Friends, colleagues, random passers by on the interweb, I’ve never asked you for much, and have provided this comic entirely for free. But now… now I need $2,000.
Yeah, you read that right. I’m printing a False Facts Comic book and I’ve got 30 days to raise the $2,000 I need for printing on Kickstarter.
I’ve put together a summary of the key features of the book, which I think you’ll find helpful.
- 64 pages
- Full color from cover to cover
- Made from 100% recycled papers and soy-based ink by 1984 Printing in Oakland, CA
- Animal free binding that you can lick to get high
- Has a retractable self sharpening survival blade
- Is flame resistant
- Can be used as a personal flotation device in case of a water landing
- Has a LAFI rating (laughter from false information) of 1.9 LAFIs per page
- Is Gluten-Free, but is manufactured in a facility that also processes tree nuts
So… where is the money going? 100% to print costs. The comics are already drawn (duh). I’m designing the book myself and prepping it for print now. Your money is used solely to cover the cost of printing and delivering the books. If you donate more than $15 you get a signed copy and if you’re really supportive, there are some pretty awesome additional benefits.
Insert relevant guilt-inducing and click-motivating statement here and click on this link to head over to Kickstarter.