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I’m actively trying to get into Hell. I’ve been...
I’m actively trying to get into Hell. I’ve been inundated with hate mail regarding yesterday’s comic and I’ll say this, “You’re welcome! I’m happy I helped you identify that you have no sense of...
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The average Frenchman speaks English better than the average...
The average Frenchman speaks English better than the average American.
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The flush toilet was named after the place it was invented,...
The flush toilet was named after the place it was invented, Flushing, NY. The illustrious Jeff Peden comes through with another False Fact.
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Crossbreeding a turkey and a tuna produces a turnkey.
Crossbreeding a turkey and a tuna produces a turnkey.
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There is a were-moose prowling around Saskatoon. Yes, Saskatoon.
There is a were-moose prowling around Saskatoon. Yes, Saskatoon.
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Eggs dream of becoming really delicious omelettes.
Eggs dream of becoming really delicious omelettes.
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Rachmaninoff’s 4th piano concerto is played largely by the...
Rachmaninoff’s 4th piano concerto is played largely by the soloist’s head.
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You can collect your dreams in a properly placed bucket. Lauren...
You can collect your dreams in a properly placed bucket. Lauren just rolls her eyes every time she sees me drawing someone puking. Hello! He’s PUKING DREAMS; if that’s not a metaphor, then it’s...
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In rowing, the cockson is responsible for bringing the...
In rowing, the cockson is responsible for bringing the sandwiches. A little rowing-based humor for your Wednesday; based on a conversation I had with Lauren and Todd.
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Flying ants are moving into the honey and pollination business.
Flying ants are moving into the honey and pollination business.
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Bram Duggar, Galaxy Lawyer, is the only attorney working...
Bram Duggar, Galaxy Lawyer, is the only attorney working exclusively with space claims.
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All captchas are spelled and drawn by the same artist. Extra...
All captchas are spelled and drawn by the same artist. Extra special thanks to Zippel for sending in today’s False Fact; once I figured out what a captcha was, I thought it was awesome.
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In 2050, the United States will elect Juice “Extra...
In 2050, the United States will elect Juice “Extra Strength” Campleston as President. Sadly, even if he was the most Democraticalist the same stuff would still happen.
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Vampires sparkle in the sun. I’ve been sitting on this in...
Vampires sparkle in the sun. I’ve been sitting on this in the inbox for a looooooong time.
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The boobonic plague ravaged Europe in the 14th century, killing...
The boobonic plague ravaged Europe in the 14th century, killing an estimated 75 million people. Too soon? Do we need to wait another century before this is funny?
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You can make a pretty good soup with golf balls.
You can make a pretty good soup with golf balls.
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Pushing the elevator button more times makes it go...
Pushing the elevator button more times makes it go faster. Ampersands requested this FOREVER ago, and has been extremely patient… maybe too patient.
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