Wearing a baseball cap backwards communicates to others that you...
Wearing a baseball cap backwards communicates to others that you are a forward thinking individual, unencumbered by social norms. Another False Fact from Ampersands!
View ArticleLebron’s full name is Lebron Alvar Waffles Bebop-Optimus...
Lebron’s full name is Lebron Alvar Waffles Bebop-Optimus Mayur Smithson-Ybarra James III.
View ArticleYour boss spends all day thinking of ways to make your life...
Your boss spends all day thinking of ways to make your life miserable.
View ArticleMen’s clothing only comes in these colors: Black, Gray,...
Men’s clothing only comes in these colors: Black, Gray, Blue and Brown.
View ArticleSpiderman has to eat 25 spiders every day to maintain his...
Spiderman has to eat 25 spiders every day to maintain his superpowers. Someone forward this to Marvel, clearly I should be working for them.
View ArticleWolverine has 76 different products he uses in his hair.
Wolverine has 76 different products he uses in his hair.
View ArticleHellboy’s parents are Satan and Kim Kardashian.
Hellboy’s parents are Satan and Kim Kardashian.
View ArticleJack Black wasn’t told School of Rock was a movie until...
Jack Black wasn’t told School of Rock was a movie until after it went into post-production. Sent in by Ben Stuart. This one made me laugh and laugh, thanks Ben!
View ArticleZombie Wonder Woman still has breasts that defy gravity.
Zombie Wonder Woman still has breasts that defy gravity.
View ArticleHR Ninjas are responsible for 3,000 unexplained deaths every...
HR Ninjas are responsible for 3,000 unexplained deaths every year. I saw a job description for a Human Resources Ninja. This was of course the first thing that came to mind.
View ArticleMODOK has trouble attracting women because of his rapidly...
MODOK has trouble attracting women because of his rapidly balding head.
View ArticleThe political system is broken and needs to be fixed.
The political system is broken and needs to be fixed.
View ArticleMinimalist art is blatantly anti-Semitic. Jim comes through with...
Minimalist art is blatantly anti-Semitic. Jim comes through with the art humor. Thanks for submitting!
View ArticleYou barista is hoping you will ask her out.
You barista is hoping you will ask her out.
View ArticleMC Bluebird topped the charts in 2007 with his controversial hit...
MC Bluebird topped the charts in 2007 with his controversial hit “I’ll Poop on Your Car” made both of these yesterday, more on the way.
View ArticleMcDonald’s is allowed to kill 10,000 elderly people each year to...
McDonald’s is allowed to kill 10,000 elderly people each year to facilitate McRib production.
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